It marks that your quarter-life crisis chapter is neither last nor least, when...
- Your mom desperately introduced you to a big fat bald old man in favor to help you end your long term singlehood.
- You start discussing hair loss problem with your peer.
- You think Laser is the only solution to your bad skin.
- You are advised a botox by your friend's plastic surgeon (to thin down your face), while you just initially accompanied your friend to get her nose job.
- You only managed to lose 2kgs in 3 weeks, while you used to lose 4kgs in 2 weeks while you were younger.
- You start having more and more tiny nieces and nephews calling you Gu Gu, Gu Gu and Gu Gu.
- You've just escaped from the nightmare match making that your mom and aunts trying to set up in a wedding ceremony yesterday, yet, you know there are another two weddings await this week.
- Your eyes become very dry since you've settled down in your motherland and the only eye candies you found and satisfied you are the gorgeous gays.
- You took a day off and your senior colleagues gossiped about it, thinking that you might have gone for interviews and will do the job hopping again in conjunction with your coming 1st anniversary to current post.
- You start typing a post like this one and knowing the list shall go on.
5 comments:
im laughing throughout this post. im in it!(the hair loss and bad skin problem are so true!! xD) lucky that my mum hasnt turned desperate at this moment. poor u, so now u're been assigned with the task to attend the wedding dinners with ur mum?
anyway u cant deny the hidden chance lies beneath every wedding dinner but make sure u make urself clear enough to ur mum that u dun wish ur parents to have a big fat bald old man to be their son-in-law. tell them they will have one in another decades to come but a pre-maturely one right now? hell no!
I was shocked when my mom did that coz she was always cool about it before this, like i won't tell, we won't talk and she definitely won't ask. Me and Glen has total freedom in this, only when we want to get married, then we INFORM PARENTS.
It's a sudden brutal attack and there's noway i could fight back. (She did it when i was driving with bunch of cousins sitting behind, i couldn't explode infront of ppl but swallow all the DLness while they all laughing).FREENIGHT妈出到这招,问你死未!
I only told 3 souls before aired the "match-making issue" in blog (now the world knows), that is Glen, Moon Sis and TM. And these 3 ppl LAUGH HELL LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW, I only start feeling my wound getting more salty already.... 伤口上撒盐!
Hahahahahaaha~~~~~~~I'm laughing again.Hahaaha~~~~~
Nana,she sent in two sms. feel like story to be continue. very funny. i din delete. show u when u r back
Yuet mei you evil woman! what do u mean "story to be continued"?
No No No, the drama was ended and the curtain was down.
Not a chance this kind of shit will repeat in my life!
Din misunderstood. i means her sms seem like story to be continue. means the description was very interesting lah.
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